bubblin' sperm 

A term from an adult parody of the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

"Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed,
He took Elie Mae and he threw her on the bed,
Down with his pants and out with his worm,
And up through her legs shot bubblin' sperm"

I gave her a facial with bubblin' sperm.

bubblin' sperm by Dread Pirate Walker December 8, 2007

yellow sperm 

A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."

Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."

yellow sperm by westfalia December 29, 2009

unicorn sperm 

The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)

Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"

Roommate 2: "No."

unicorn sperm by thrasher92 October 30, 2011

Burnt Sperm

Left over sperm or semen in someones asshole from a prior fuck that is re-fucked by another dick and thus becomes overheated and burnt. It's odor is that of burning flesh and feces put together.

Bob: This girl, Kim Cumbox, farted on me while we were fucking and it smelled horrible!
Fred: Haaa! You fucked her!!?? That ass is FULL of Burnt Sperm! You better take a shower!

Burnt Sperm by [Ball Squeezins] March 1, 2008

LUCKY SPERM 

of all the sperm that left your fathers jewel sack
you are the one who made it

so deal with the hand that you have been delt, or else you are just a crash test dummy for a rubber vortex
or a spill to clean up by some migrant worker

live for the sake of chance

Even at your lowest point in life, pull up your pants and realize that you are not plastered to the skin of a kleenex skin . You were strong enough to penentrate an egg amist the carnage of your fellow ejaculates. Hold your head high and carry on, for you are a lucky sperm.

LUCKY SPERM by alan cornelious john o connell(AGENT LUCKYSPERM) March 18, 2008

Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping

I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.

Hyper Sperm by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016

high sperm count 

The condition of having lots of little swimmers in ones jizz.

Ronda had to chew before she swallowed his load because he had a high sperm count.

high sperm count by OhDeEyes December 5, 2016