shader

You just used the bathroom and you left a little something behind that the first flush didn't get. You don't want to waste water by flushing again, so you tear off a couple pieces of toilet paper and drop it on top of the water to hide your contributions. This is called a shader.

Wow, after that lunch I had to leave a shader.

by bumpkey August 12, 2011

Sam Spade

Sam Spade is an asshole admin on the online chatroom, E-chat.co. he blocks anyone who even talks to him and he blackmails girls for nudes.

STOP BEING SAM SPADE AND UNBLOCK ME YOUR TURD

by laurdarl November 8, 2016

Kill the spider

The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.

John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...

Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?

by Jesus Christ, Superdave July 14, 2013

Spider man

when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone

man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man

by major woody November 17, 2006

Jack of Spades

A homosexual male who aggressively eats ass

Im a Jack of spades

by I-aggressively-munch-booty October 21, 2019

spamer

(1) Misspelling of the word spammer
(2) Combination of the words spammer and lamer.

(1) That moron spelled spammer wrong. What an idiot.
(2) Wow, that guy says stupid things repeatedly. He's a spamer!

by Cube July 21, 2004

grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..

by R8D-X March 21, 2003