Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Snoring tits off

Snoring hard, deep asleep

Alexandra has been snoring tits off all night

by Professor-x-machine April 2, 2022

smoking google

When someone is talking straight-up talk

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!

by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

Snorking

When you snort and choke. At the same time.

"Well, look at this, I'm snorking."

by flue February 10, 2022

smoking dat brenda pack

it's just a joke for when u see brenda and u say this to see if she'll cry or sum.

*omm we smoking dat brenda pack*

by Ohtheyfearu February 18, 2022

Spoking

The weird conversation after a deep and meaningful conversation

Spoking: Er…um…so? How’s life?

by Lilstaaaa April 23, 2022

Spoking

The awkward talking after a deep and meaningful conversation

Spoking: Um…er….so? How’s life?

by Lilstaaaa April 23, 2022