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Chinese Smile

...when an asian girl opens her legs, and a gong sounds to signify that her vagina opens horizontally, then it smiles at you to let you know that you are invited inside, but remember to take your shoes off so you do not offend her customs
When Rip finally got Yi into the bed, he was scared by her Chinese Smile, but then he decided to go for it anyway, and tore it up.
by Blip Rogers August 6, 2008
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smile

something white girls are not allowed to do in front of black boys in the states of Georgia and Texas.
Jessica: Don't look, are you trying to get us killed?

Amber: Your mom soooo owns you. Relax.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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infectious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

see also, contagious smile
I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "infectious smile".
by FredDill August 19, 2010
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Tiny Smile

The smile a certain person produces everytime another certain person does or says something that makes them happy.
Steven: "I love you"
Brittany: *Tiny smiles*
by Super Saiyan Steve January 4, 2009
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Sexy Smiley

Someone who is both sexy and puts a smile on your face. Commonly used to describe that special someone close to your heart.
My Sexy Smiley always makes me happy
by The Horny Beast July 3, 2009
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smiley

a bandanna with a master lock tied to the end.
Dude this kid brought a smiley in the pit.
by gdawd March 26, 2007
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Gum Smile

When a person (mostly found in girls) smiles & you can see an excessive amount of gum above their teeth. It can make a 10 star girl go to a 3 star girl, since one of the most important things in a person is their smile. People also use the "tooth to gum ratio" to decide whether or not there's too much gum. If you are unsure how to properly figure it out, look at the smile, then say to yourself "Is there an excessive amount of gum above her teeth?" The more gum, the uglier the girl is.
Alix: Bro, why are you dating Erin, she has a terrible gum smile!

Danny: Yeah I know man, but she gives good head

Alix: Screw the head! you don't want it coming from a mouth like that! Our dog buddy has a better mouth than that!
by Ellie M the blonde loves pink September 13, 2011
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