E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 8, 2019

Small sloth

A pretty girl who is small in size and understands things very slowly.

Tyrone: Yo you still talking to phoebe?
Jean: Yeah man but she's such a small sloth

by Kl0rine February 13, 2021

Gender Sloth

The inability or incapability to conform to a gender binary.

No James, I don't have pronouns I have Gender Sloth lol.

by SkytheBi March 11, 2021

Bar Sloth

A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!

“That creature, Noel was being a complete bar sloth last night.”

by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022

cock sloshing

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping

The horse has some loud cock sloshing today.

by Erotic yet scary noises October 6, 2022

Nut Slotting

When you gape your dirty little nut slot

I got some nut slotting to do.

by Dr. Punk Princess August 18, 2024

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 6, 2024