Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.

Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

skeet crack

Skeet.cc (gamesense.pub) cracked it most retarded thing as it costs too much (30$) and everyone who buys it (femboys only) are retards.

BALLS SMELLS LIKE SHIT REMEMBER! same as skeet crack

-Yoo dude i got skeet crack

-You fucking ball sucker

-why you calling me like that

-cuz you fucking femboy, hdf du nn bought skeet crack, wasted money

by Gucio700 July 14, 2021

Dumb Skeet

Commonly used to describe a girl who is slutty, unintelligent, or very obnoxious. Is a good insult for an annoying girl that your know.

Man that sour dee girl is such a dumb skeet

by Double rainbow pro September 12, 2010

Alien Skeet

Mixing Blue poweraide, Orange Hi-C, and sprite. you get some alien skeet

its a drink alien skeet

by Fernando_ua December 3, 2011

Period Sheets

Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.

Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."

by Rampness April 10, 2012

cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

'Street Skeet'

When an Original Gangster's {aka O.G.'s} female companion {aka Bitch}, even after a violent domestic event {aka Beat Down}, contemptuously prattles on {aka Keeps running her mouth} until the O.G. can no longer tolerate the relentless antagonization {aka Looses his shit}. Said 'O.G.' then shoots the aforementioned 'Bitch' in the mouth through the cheek. It shall, here now and throughout the universe, be known by the moniker 'Street Skeet'

Bitch got stitches, because she always bitches. OG he ain't no rapist, the barrel, she had to taste it. She's immune to being beat, she talks shit, stuck on repeat, OG finally freaked, mouthy bitch got the 'Street Skeet'
{I thought it deserved a poem rather than just a sentence.}

by SykoSikoSugrMoma February 10, 2020