the steam roller

During fornication, the male takes a shit on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the shit around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. The option of jizzing down the centre of the shit smear is available at this point see tarmacing

Ed loves pulling the steam roller on Matt.

by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

Texas Steam-Roller

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.

The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.

by JohhnyCash1 November 13, 2007

steam roller

1. an automobile that is overheating to the point where steam is rolling out from under the hood.

Don't take the radiator cap off that steam roller Chevy!

by Zone Ranger February 18, 2008

Steamboat

When you are wearing a turtleneck sweater and you fart, the fart gasses will travel up your pants, up your sweater, and exit through the turtle-neck opening at the top of your shirt. The turtle neck acts similar to a funnel on a steamboat (aka steamship, steamer).

After finishing a two-pound burrito and leaving the restaurant in his turtleneck, Javier was farting so much he resembled a paddle steamboat traveling down the Mississippi.

by Gullywood Productions November 27, 2014

steamboats

To be intoxicated on alcohol to a moderatley but managably high level.

I'd hud 7 pints and then stotted up the road, steamboats, like.

by hostage May 13, 2005

Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.

After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.

by love to lol July 8, 2010

belarus steam hammer

The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.

bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!

by ayoo q daddy! March 3, 2011