shmoop

n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.

v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.

"Thirsty Thursday was pretty crazy, it's going be shmoop-toberfest in my 8am psych class"

by genoman July 16, 2008

Shmole

To shmole is to smoke marijuana in a 'softly' cheeky way, where the cheekiness is mitigated and therefore not fully severe.

For instance, one example of shmoling would be if a regular member of the smoking group is absent (making it possibly cheeky to smoke without him) but he conveys his benevolence towards the smoking via text or other electronic communication.

Another example would be smoking out of doors in a society where it is illegal, but in a spot that is far from where one is likely to be caught.

A final example would be waking up and smoking in bed - on your day off. Stealing your own bag for a cheeky one could also be considered an example of shmoling.

"Homes, we wish you were here yo. We're gonna tip out some of this chronic as a mark of respect."

"Don't tip it - shmole it."

by Nipper ;) December 28, 2013

SHMOOSH

verb -- to squeeze, usu. the face of your da bubby; could be misinterpreted as something naughty

"I am going to shmoosh you like you've never been shmooshed before!"

by da bubbalub June 19, 2008

Shmood

To flater sarcastically

She shmood him when she told him he was cute in order to get a better price.
He was a shmuck to get shmood over by a pretty girl

by What the Fox said June 6, 2018

Shmoz

Mr. Bosley the A.P. U.S. history teacher's nickname. Great man!

You shmoz

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

shmoff

a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult

1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff

by the infamous burninator and guy le douche April 22, 2004

shmotchkiss

shmotchkiss (shmôch'kis)- noun

1. a pity excuse for a T-shirt slogan used by the Class Committee for fear of coming up with any funny joke that resembles decency.
2. Dr. Seuss rhyme.
(see embarrassment)

Class Committee:
"Hey check out this new slogan for Hotchkiss Day: 'Hotchkiss Shmotchkiss!'"

Upper Mid:
"That kinda sucks..."

by Nicolas Hurt November 24, 2007