Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.

Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?

by PuceEmu August 23, 2008

Gabe Shirt

Any variety of 80's-style baseball T-shirt with a white body and colored sleeves/collar.

"I heard that Ragstock is having a sale on Gabe Shirts today."

by Redsleeves February 4, 2010

W-Shirt

A shirt typically worn by women with the shape of a "W" cut out from the collar.

Amy: "That's a W-Shirt"

by 2q34jkngdf March 4, 2011

Tee-Shirt Skiing

When its really warm outside, so one can ski in only a tee-shirt

Dude, it was so warm, we went tee-shirt skiing.

by sexxay March 5, 2011

Red shirt

When you find a hottie but you know they are not of age (18 -21yrs old) so you wait but flirt with them heavy just so they know they can get it... Usually done by older guys who want to avoid the law...

Mans he looks hella good

Yeah but she got to be red shirt for now till her birthday in a month... Booty young girl tyga kylie

by namebrand05 February 2, 2016

White Shirt Brigade

The white shirt brigade is the collective term for a group of typical unintelligent, unremarkable fuckboys, most commonly found leering in your local club, or often being the loudest table in Nando’s while taking pictures of their food. They are often found in groups of 6-12, and their trademark night out attire consists of matching crisp, white, buttoned up casual shirts, usually branded with a small Fred Perry or Ralph Lauren logo in order to convey the facade that they have any sort of notable wealth or success in life, yet their proudest achievement in life is a BTEC in sport science. Regular haircuts are a must for the white shirt brigade, keeping it short and often with tramlines and eyebrow slices to ensure that the douchebag look is perfected before the big lads night out. They are also often seen in and out of the local tanning shops, or browsing the vests in Primark preparing for their lads holiday to Magaluf. White shirt brigades are well known for prowling the club looking for those basic bitches clad to the teeth in over revealing outfits, ankle breaking heels and makeup which looks to be applied with a trowel. Other typical behaviour includes spending two days of their glass collecting wage on a bottle of Grey Goose in the local club, of course ensuring that every fuckboy has had a chance to take a photo with it for their instagram account, along with the pictures of their ‘cheeky Nando’s’ consumed earlier that evening.

‘Ah fuck, here come the white shirt brigade. Finish up, we’ll go to the next bar’

by vesta94 September 4, 2016

Free Drinks Shirt

A top that women who are extremely top-heavy wear in a club or a bar in order to get men to give her (and many times her friends also) drinks for free.

Girl A: Hey girl, are you ready to hit the club?

Girl B: Almost. Lemme just put on my free drinks shirt so we don't have to buy our own.

by just_blazin4ya December 21, 2008