Secret Wiener Society

An organization based on the act of secretively holding objects resembling wieners to its members pelvic regions.

Travis McFarland, the boy holding a banana to his crotch, is the creator of the Secret Wiener Society.

by KandiceMel July 20, 2008

secret afro

A dude's pubic hair. Usually mentioned by accident.

I didn't mean to show you my secret afro, but you looked.

by secret_afro33 May 2, 2007

Secret Sylvestre

The act of ejaculating a little dot of semen on a person's closed eyelids, and sticking a clover on each.

As a treat for my birthday, she let me give her a Secret Sylvestre.

by The Human Condition August 14, 2009

Secret Santa'd

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015

Security Department

The largest and most efficient combative department in the Foundation, home to the legendary Strategic Security Unit. Normally found in the Class-D Containment, they are the forefront to the protection of the Foundation against rioters. Certain elements may also assist in protection against raids, if need be.

The Strategic Security Unit? Aren't they a Security Department unit on par with MTF?

by KindleKramer October 31, 2019

Going Secretary

the equivalent of 'going commando' for girls (because girls can't technically be commandos)

Can I go commando to the party?
No, for girls, its called going secretary

by Group Effort June 21, 2009

Secret Titties

A girl or tranny that stuffs her bra to have or make her tits appear larger.

My brother's flat chested girlfiend doesn't know that I know about her secret titties.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007