siffage

A shortened version of "as if" is "sif".

"siffage" is a further extention of sif used by more hardcore 1337 people.

Commonly found in online gaming circles.

lamer: j00 amz nuubeh..
you: siffage!! i amz 31337 pwnr

by 1337ness October 21, 2004

stiffgoat

Acronym for Fag Of Tits

"You are such a stiffgoat!"

"You Fag of Tits! Go visit stiffgoat.com!"

by holger2007 December 14, 2006

Pop a stiffy

When you have a sudden increase in blood flow to the penis from sexually arousing scenarios which causes the penis to puncture a hole through the article of clothing in which the stiffy is concealed.

Pop a stiffy mate.

by Chode Buster May 21, 2011

Stiffy

A slang word for erection or hard-on. As an erection is the 'stiffing' of the penis, a 'stiffy' is an understandable slang word. Normally used by children first discovering sexual things.

Ethan and I were discussing sex and he got a stiffy from thinking about it.

by Athena12 March 26, 2009

stiffy lube

the k mart brand of kY jelly for your dick OR COCK

i need you to run over to k mart and get me some more stiffy lube

by rob n john January 17, 2009

stiffnicity

Rating of stiffness of a man's penis after a night of drinking

James and A-shia got home from a night out at the bar, but James' stiffnicity wasn't high enough to fuck.

by Firebums April 11, 2015

sniff witch

coke whore; female that hordes blow; raggy looking sucked out female snorter.

That sniff witch scoffed up all my blow; anybody see Whitney lately,she looks like a full blown sniff witch

by dartwino January 12, 2007