Stationary Crunk

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

stationary joe

when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny

Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.

by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011

Cotching stations

Designated place of cotch

"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.

by potts27 October 14, 2011

stating a point

When you tell somebody how it is and you don't beat around the bush. You tell the person what's wrong without making a big fuss of it.

I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating a point.

by Katelena January 2, 2016

THE Bean Scene-sations

A group composed of three young lads whom religiously pass the georgia line, pray to the sweaters of bill cosby, and quote everything quoatable that could ever be quoted.

memebers consist of

Philis Austrialaaaa(the hankinator appreciator)
BEEFoid los angelies(Rosie o'donnels personal assistant extrodinare)
Shellaphant Grylls(the bean scene queen)

Bean enemies-Squeencie and the Turfs

Been seen is a seen of human beings.human beings seen to make beans.

the bean scene-sations sing cher whilst quoting bear.

by Debbieslaughteringeyeballs August 1, 2008

sitation

(second meaning)

Quoting a site.

You can put a sitation of my blog in yours.

by Shingi July 22, 2007

United Statians

A word used to describe people from the United States without confusing them with people from South America.Also used when the word American cannot be thought of.

United Statians are some of the luckiest citizens in the world.

by Bam-Bam for Emily February 22, 2007