squidgely

(skwi-JEL-lee)
1)Something thats squidge
2)a squishy and squigly object
3)pressure in the bed

ex. Dude that monkey is squidgely
She's so squigly, i forgot how to erect myself
Your dad looks squidgely

by Skippy Johanseh the IIIIIIII April 29, 2007

Squidging

Applying squidge onto a towel which is then placed on one's face

Tom got caught squidging in the bathroom after his sister got out of the shower.

by bloodysock June 29, 2009

Squid

A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.

"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"

by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014

Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

by Jfagbag69 December 4, 2016

Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

by Jfagbag69 December 4, 2016

Squidgirl

A whiny ass cunt with insane gacha luck.

Smug- Damn, how'd she not get shafted yet, this is the 50th banner in a row!
Ibuki- I dunno.
Tri- Yes.
Squidgirl- You're just mad.

by Rinmash October 19, 2020

squid game

imagine playing childhood games with 456 players to win 45.6 billion won just to die

guy with a suit and tie: "do you wanna participate in the squid game?"
me: "fuck that shi-, i'd rather choke on three fat dicks"

by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 December 2, 2021