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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
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booby spank

When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.
That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together
by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016
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Spank me

Please spank me daddy. I’ve been so bad.

Get the handcuffs and put them on real tight. Gag me. Pull my pants down and real slow pull my panties down with them. Force me over your lap. Secure the cuffs so I can’t move. Grab a paddle or your hand or SOMETHING HARD. Start hard and slow. Spank me and make me moan. Make it hurt. Do this 20-40 times. Then get faster and faster and FASTER! HARDER AND HARDER! Make me scream and yell and cry real tears. Make me apologize and beg. But don’t be deceived because that pain is what feels sooooo good. Tell me the punishment is almost over but it isn’t. Grab me and lead me over to your office. Chain the handcuffs down so I’m bent over. Force my legs open so you have full access. Then go crazy. Show no mercy. I’ll scream “PLEASE DADDY NO MORE PLEASE” while screaming and moaning. Gasping for air I finally think you’re done after 60-100 hard spanks. But you’re only getting started you grab a 16 inch dildo and push 6 inches in. I moan like crazy. It’s a lot to take in. Through the gag I moan louder as you continue to push 4 more inches in. My pussy is wet and throbbing. Ahhhhh AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH. You leave six inches out as you continue to spank me as hard as you can and once you get to my 150th spank, that last one is what all at once shoved the rest of the dildo in. I scream and moan for 10 minutes straight. Please daddy. Spank me. Spank me. SPANK ME. Ahh ahhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHH OH AHHHHHH PLEASE THATS IT RIGHT THERE HARDER FASTER AHHHHHHHHH
P1:Have you been a bad girl?

P2:No

P1:You liar, you forgot to do the laundry. You’re getting punished. Bend over. Now.

P2:Ahhh please daddy spank me. Spank me hard.
by Just.living.one.day.at.a.time September 30, 2025
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Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.
Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.
by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025
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spank

a way of saying “deal” or agreeing with something or someone
“let’s go out tomorrow
“okay spank”

will you bring me the homework
“spank”
“okay spank”
by ellstayslang December 9, 2019
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gang spank

When a bunch of your homies "spank" your ass with their penis's
" my cousin told me how he got gang spanked last night. He was so happy!"
by Saladtosser81 April 4, 2018
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spank tapes

Bootleg Xxx videos, usually sold down in the tenderloin or any ghetto area in any majot city.
Tyrone be selling them dope spank tapes yo. He got the new r kelly joints.

Wow hype!
by gangstah Dan March 7, 2019
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