a penis that has experienced so much shrinkage due to cold or other emotional factors that it actually becomes somewhat rigid even in its fully flacid state.
I was jogging in the cold weather thinking about my dead grandfather's corpse and my penis became rock soft.
by Keith Smoothies July 31, 2011
Get the rock softmug. when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots
by superduperkayl January 11, 2020
Get the soft postmug. by Quigley_quigley April 1, 2019
Get the soft animalmug. by Vivi The Equestrian June 6, 2020
Get the Soft Boymug. blowing your load while your soft
by shwoogie May 15, 2010
Get the soft santamug. The Aussie word 4 sum 1 who is a PUSSY! Can't take shit.... you could blow them and they'd fly a hundrd Fucken years away..... Softy prick
my fag friend james (professional soft cunt).... I call him sandwich....... Because I ate his cock like a sandwich
by Arabian Sperm Bank August 7, 2015
Get the Soft cuntmug. Sudden and nervous evacuation caused by negative anticipation in a social setting.
Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.
Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.
Example 1 "Ready to give your speech on Female Genital Mutilation, or should I go first?"
"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"
Example 2
"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"
"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".
"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"
Example 2
"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"
"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".
by Charisma Resistant October 30, 2008
Get the soft-shitmug.