A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.
Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.
by Ice J February 27, 2010
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A Kingdom Hearts fan theory that is pathetically inconsistent and does not match with lore, anyone who objects to it is a bitter SoKai shipper and or dudebro who has nothing better to do with their lives.
Person 1: Have y’all read the sleeping realm theory
Person 2: You mean that fanfic that does it’s absolute best to justify a crack pairing.
Person 2: You mean that fanfic that does it’s absolute best to justify a crack pairing.
by Concept October 16, 2019
Get the Sleeping Realm Theory mug.While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch
B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
by sexaddict July 21, 2006
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Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.
Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.
by Spaztic December 28, 2003
Get the sleepbaked mug.Tony: Dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
by Muffin DFD July 5, 2009
Get the Sleep Job mug.Joe: “Wow, you know the thing, of that uh uh thing, I’m running for United States senate”.
Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.
Joe Biden: “come on, man!”
Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.
Joe Biden: “come on, man!”
by Bigskinnyfatboi28 October 16, 2020
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