The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

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pussy shield

The triangular lump of fat that sits right above the pussy, guarding it.

I tried to eat your mom out, but her pussy shield was an effective defense.

by xens July 25, 2008

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Shiterditers

(SHIT-ER-DIT-ER) another word for a person who has diarrhea from a fast food restraunt in the U.S.A such as Taco Bell,BurgerKing, ect.

a person has just eatin a large bean burrito from taco bell a few min later the person will yell "oh snap i have the shiterditers, let me get to the bathroom to let this big ol' shiterditer out!!"

by Summer Nichols December 3, 2006

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shield bash

1. A lesbian sex style.
2. What lesbians do when intoxicated.

"i was watching this porno and these 2 girls were shield bashing"

by king ralf September 6, 2004

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yu shien

-one supreme being worshiped by human in the form of three person, father, son, and holy ghost.
-fit for God or a God, or haveing Godlike qualities

Wow your a yu shien! "now I have to bow down"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

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Shit Shield

If someone were talking shit to you or to someone you know and it gets back to you. Acting like you don't care or not worrying about it is having your "shit shield" up.

Nick: "Hey Bruce, James has been talking shit about you all day. He just showed up for the party man. You'd better have your shit shield up."
Bruce: "I know. But I don't care. It does not bother me unless he gets into my face about it."

by whynot9899 February 21, 2009

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