seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

Seat Ibiza

A thing with 4 wheels with a slow Diesel engine. It often produces a lot of smoke

Guy 1: OMG! Is that a fire?
Guy 2: No. It’s just a douchebag showing off his seat ibiza

by azeiteiro25 April 28, 2021

Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014

Creep Seats

The row of chairs used for viewing at the back of the yoga studio.

Fred enjoyed the view from the Creep Seats at the yoga studio.

by Snow Biscuit April 18, 2024

seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

by marco28793 June 16, 2022

Daddy Seat

daddy seat /dadē sēt/ (noun) : the abdominal fat that new fathers get around their mid section.

The protruding abdomen creates a seat for the baby's bottom so it is easy to hold the child with one hand allowing the other hand to be used for something else.

synonyms: big belly
antonyms: six-pack

My daddy seat makes it really easy to hold baby Jimmy while drinking my beer.

by jrgdc May 31, 2017

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017