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russian

is a person with a high taste for vodka, weed, cars, music, and guns. president is V Putin who has like a black belt in martial arts and is an ex KGB officer.
ex KGb officer? well our president bush knows how to ride a horse and choked on a pretsle.
ponili suki? ne trogaiti rossiu a to bleayt vseh so bombim.
by cema August 21, 2004
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russian

Im Dane n im Russian cause im frum Russia n cause i:
can drink every alcohol
can smoke all da weed
like ta fite
luv money
H8 chinyz n almost all arabz
need a gun to live
hate wankstaz
my every word iz blya(fuck) idinahuy suka zlaebuchaya(fuck of stupid bitch muthafukka) sasi huy(sukk dikk) n many other good wordz.
I think u dont need ta know more.
by Lil_Dane December 25, 2008
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Russian Morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Vodka.
The party was fucking insane
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Russian morning though, I felt like shit.
by Iatehisliverwithsomefavabeans September 3, 2013
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Russian Endurance Challenge

A game that requires a matured penis that is capable of producing a visible ejaculation. The object of the game is to endure the longest amount of time. The game is played with a minimum of three people where the players sit in a circle while vigoriously stroking the erection of the player to their right. The last person to ejaculate wins and the losers must lick their hands clean.
Carl: "Hey Frank did you hear Ryan lost that Russian Endurance Challenge last night?"
Frank: "Yea man, I was surprised he is so well endowed"
by Catherine McSwagger January 16, 2008
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Russian Mountain Goat

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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Russian ambassador

When you say you're not going to penetrate someone anally, do it anyway, then claim you hadn't afterwards even when presented with proof.
I told him I wasn't ready for it, but when we were going at it I gave him the ol' Russian ambassador . Gaslighting is fun!
by TAUJizzle March 2, 2017
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russian

Literally gods. They have the strongest stomachs in the known universe. So strong that they can actually eat entire broken bottles without so much as a complaint!
Guy 1: Hey, eat this vodka
Russian: No provlem
by Gopnik King August 22, 2017
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