Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
by NotSnappo July 31, 2022

by Pumpkin_LesbianGoddess November 12, 2018

by Latch.K December 13, 2021

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
by DD613 October 22, 2022

T-Bone: You hear the latest?
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
by TheCav February 16, 2025

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010
