Pumpkin Puss

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.
I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.
by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 04, 2023
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The pumpkin

The pumpkin is the reverse Blumkin. The act of eating a girls pussy while she takes a shit.
Her. Have you ever had the pumpkin?
Me. Can I give you a pumpkin while you’re taking a shit?
by Jkooking February 05, 2024
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Pumpkin Pus

When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.
Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.
by Yo yo yo yo yo yo April 25, 2024
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Pumpkin Smashed

A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class
Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.
by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017
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Full pumpkin territory

Way, way, way past a known deadline. Playful reference to Cinderella’s midnight curfew.
Hi Dale, we’re now in full pumpkin territory. If you’re still interested in engaging in a conversation, please let me know. Many thanks.
by Willy The Labrador April 15, 2025
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muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.
Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.
by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017
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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 18, 2023
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