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Dylan protecting

When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.
I was dylan protecting at the strip club last night and the crowd got rowdy.
by Surrealandropodous August 8, 2021
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dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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Penis Protector

For Sex
by anonymous January 16, 2022
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Yield Protected

In college admissions what someone with an overinflated egos tell themselves when they get rejected by schools for which they think they are overqualified.

When in reality their bad attitude came through in the Letters of Recommendation (LORs) and essays and they got rejected because they came across as an egotistical jerk even though they really know **NOTHING** about the real world beyond their own little high school.
My friend with a perfect 1600 on the SAT and 4.0 unweighted GPA told me he got yield protected by Purdue because they must have known he would surely get into MIT.
by Commercial-Skirt-683 January 25, 2022
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Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
by xoxojordn December 1, 2022
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Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
by xoxojordn December 1, 2022
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