Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

by charismatix July 28, 2022

Praseeth

Praseeth is a Beta male who loves Ananya and will sacrifice anything to prove his love for her.

OMG! He is Praseeth.

by babridemolished October 31, 2022

non-poser-ness

A human who does something out of good reason (skill, enjoyment,etc.) and not because it is popular or will get them in good somewhere.

"Wyd?"
"Playing Kingdom Hearts."
"That game is so popular now!"
"Yeah but I only play it because I'm good."
"Sweet, non-poser-ness"
":D"

by panwaffles January 9, 2010

Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them

real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite

by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010

c-pose

when a bitchy girl puts her finger in her mouth and smiles. trying to act sexy or hot.

omg, caroline is doing the c-pose in her picture again!

by c-pose hater July 26, 2011

Gorilla pose

When you lean over and touch your fists to the ground while sittin on the toilet to help the poop come out

Andrew ate a lot of beef so he would always gorilla pose on the pot so he wouldn't cut his ass hole too bad

by Gumpypeehole August 16, 2017

Drysuit Poser

Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.

That drysuit poser can't roll his kayak worth a damn.

by A real paddler May 28, 2018