Podestrian

A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.

Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
Me:Right.....
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Me:oh...nothing...
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!
Me:yeah...whatever

by m4l1c10u5 December 18, 2005

Profest

When a distressed company and its lenders hire an unreasonable amount of professional advisors.

Guy 1: Man this is such a profest. There aren't any more conference rooms.
Guy 2: Yeah and the copier is always being used.
Guy 3: How is the company going to fund this profest?

by Restructor2007 December 12, 2007

proness-ish

Used when something or somebody that one thinks is proness is not really pro at all but only proness-ish because it has minimal proness but is just pro enough to be called proness

I hit on this chick that was kinda hot, it was proness-ish

by MattyPooh August 25, 2008

Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.

Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

Professor McTittyGrab

A woman who specializes in the education of breast message. Also, see an "Alicia."

I've never fondled breasts before, I need a Professor McTittyGrab to show me the ropes.

by KevDee May 17, 2010

Professor

Knows quite a lot about science stuff.

Jesus incarnate.

We praise Professor Dave for his never ending knowledge.

by Bigboi68.5 March 14, 2019

Prius Procession

Phrase depicting the line of Toyota hybrids seen in the carpool lane on the 405 freeway, most often during rush hour traffic.

Also a phrase used to describe the intense jealousy one feels towards Prius drivers for getting carpool lane access while the rest of us rot in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

"Gosh, the Prius Procession was unusually long this morning. Those liberals must love the privilege of using the damn carpool lane."

"Did you see Becky's new Prius? Yup, she's joined the daily Prius Procession. That bitch."

by KittenD October 3, 2008