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pecker checker

another term for a cock blocker, usually a portly to rotund female who accompanies a beautiful vixen and who has taken it upon herself to protect her gorgeous friend's virtue by inserting herself between her friend and anybody she deems interested in said friend, (ergo, a threat) and driving them away by any means necessary. The term can also however, refer to any male who is deliberately sabotaging another male's attempts to horizontal boot-knock with a member of the opposite sex, for whatever sick, twisted reason. These icons of shame and self disgust, are almost always looked down upon with hatred and contempt.
Yo Dufus! Whatchew doing ruining my play with that fine mofo in the pink short shorts? You some kinda pecker checker, or what?
by 1 Beat off September 28, 2010
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pecker tracks

An instant messenger log of a cyber-sex episode that is sent back to the other participant.
"I don't use that MSN account anymore. I get too many pecker tracks."
by DocLightning December 22, 2004
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Nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.
1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.
by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010
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peckerdeck

a term used for a truck with a flatbed mostly driven by rednecks or douche bags
look at that redneck truck with the peckerdeck
by peterbilt379 January 13, 2008
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Peck Slip

When intercourse is happening, and contact is lost, causing the male genitalia to slam into the female.
"Man, I totally got peck slipped last night and it hurt so bad!"
by din0saur June 2, 2013
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pecket

Noun. Poser. Used to identify one who claims membership into whichever gang is convenient to claim at that time.
Spike says he's a north-sider when he hangs out with Chuy, but when he's on the west side of town he wears a red rag. Therefor, he is a pecket.
by OneSpyke March 18, 2014
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pecker leech

A male with an incredibly small penis, who compensates this by being a monstrous Dick and sucks the life out of anyone he encounters:
Tony Val Johnson is an absolute pecker leech.
by Whooppee7711 March 30, 2015
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