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gay panda

A rare, but real case where two (or more) male panda bears forsake their dwindling numbers and have anal sex with each other. The reason this is so rare is because the population is so low that rarely would two male pandas get put in captivity together so anyone could actually watch them.
Hey, you see that gay panda? He is gonna get that other panda to do him up the panda butt.

eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.
by Oy, get off me telephone! December 28, 2005
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Panda

"Panda". When a man cum into a woman's eye and punch her in the other at the same time
Guy1: last night was lit! I made her "panda"
Guy2: shit! She must be blind and satisfied!
by The Gary May 11, 2019
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Friendly Panda

An innocent, peaceful, and loving animal found roaming happily in captivity in China. Or a dude that pops a chubby for his sister.
Daddy, can I play with the friendly panda, can I?

Dude, you're sister is so hot! If I were you, I'd totally be a friendly panda!
by Friend of the Friendly Panda December 28, 2005
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pandadouche

pandadouche is hella pandadouche.
you're hella pandadouche.
that movie was freaking pandadouche
by alanapandadouche October 7, 2007
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Pandacoon

A rare species of teenage girls who wear their eyeliner 1-4 inches below their eyes, therefore making them look like a mix of a panda and a raccoon.

This term can also be used to describe overdramatic bitches who's hobbies include: pissing people off for fun, trying to get into fights, etc.
"Damn! She's got pandacoon swag!"

"The pandacoon violently threw poo at the my face."

"That girl is such an overderamatic pandacoon"
by ihatepandacoonssomuch October 15, 2011
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PANDA

S. Afr. slang for a white person.

Stands for Previously Advantaged Now DisAdvantaged.

It comes from the politically correct South African bullshit euphemism "previously disadvantaged" which means everyone who is not white, and hence is eligible for affirmative action.
Dave: I'm going to apply for that job.
Steve: Don't even bother. You're a PANDA, bru.
by George McBob April 29, 2009
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Trash Panda

Noun: a raccoon or any animal that rummages through trash cans (possums and such)

Adjective: a person who is very annoying
Noun: “look at that trash panda! It’s kinda cute”

Adj: “you’re acting like a trash panda”
by Angel_The_Proxy May 14, 2018
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