Position of Shame

When you are kinda chubby and having sex in the doggy style position and you look down and see your belly jiggling.

My boyfriend loves to do it in the position of shame, so I can't have any birthday cake.

by yourgreasygrandma July 1, 2011

quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet

In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

fecal position

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.

Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.

by Samir Patric June 11, 2006

Positionism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different position based on the belief that one's own position is superior.

The interesting thing was that I always associated positionism with Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

by Bootylicker256 January 14, 2017

Positive Vibes

When someone considers doing cocaine 3 times a week and believing in astrology is a good substitute for a personality.

"Good morning! It's 1pm, what did you get into yesterday?"

"You know how Tuesday's be! I was at the function dancing my ass off, like a typical Libra, all positive vibes last night!"

by Sniffleupagus February 24, 2020

Question Mark Position

A position assumed in which you're sitting with your head between your legs because of excessive alcohol comsumption.

James: "Steve, I was so shmangpieced last night!"
Steve: "Dude, I know, you question marked."
James: "I know, I woke up in the question mark position the next morning."

by sir james oquinn April 2, 2010

putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

by Heartemis June 29, 2011