Blog Police 

Especially weak-minded bloggers.

See: pussiesfragglecocksucker

I wish s/he would stop thinking s/he is entitled to control what others do when they blog. Blog Police. Sheesh! I'd rather deal with the NYPD. At least they have to get mental health check-ups when they do something stupid.

Blog Police by indochine August 18, 2003

Please police

A unique homonym to ask for something.

Quang: Please police!! I'm innocent.

Please police by rolique November 18, 2015

Military police 

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

Military police by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

Gacha police 

It's like a gacha cooler but they aresst the gacha heat and make them nomaral

Gacha heat: hey~
Gacha police: ewww *aresst gacha heat*

Gacha police by Alexa 44 July 12, 2021

waterville valley police 

Some of the worst cops in the US. Ex. Lying in reports and harassing adolescents.

I got picked up by the waterville valley police yesterday

waterville valley police by heshmara April 1, 2009

Chief of Police 

The biggest Mafia Boss in the world.

Chief of Police of LAPD.

Chief of Police by j3fcigan April 14, 2020

Hong Kong police 

Dogs

Hong Kong police do nothing and kill citizens for fun.

Hong Kong police by Urmumsuckingmydick September 21, 2022