Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.

Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."

by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008

crack pipe

Seemingly a major problem for "gangsta" hip-hop stars and drop-out morons. The result of sudden extreme changes in temperature, causing rupture of household plumbing. Often occuring during late winter and early spring, leading to domestic flooding and a fight with the insurance company.

Ja rule: "Ya bitch, ya forgot to lag the muvvafuka, now ya got a crack pipe."

by Kristofa January 31, 2005

rusty pipes

Bloody nose from doing too much cocaine. Usually occurs after an all-nighter.

"Oh dude, rusty pipes!" used as an interjection or exclamation when someone throws their head back & runs to the bathroom with a bloody nose.

by ginsoak April 25, 2007

Pipe

V. "To Lay Pipe".

From the "Cam'ron" song "Hey Ma", which contains the lyric 'And I know what ladies like.
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice - I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe'

Refers principally to inserting ones pork sword into a lady friend during carnal relations (fucking).Popularised in the North of England by the Pamplesnake and residents of 6 Hessle View, Leeds from September 2006 - June 2007. Other regular users include Nipples, Bear and Jiggs.

To be spoken loudly at not quite shouting volume. The 'I' should be drawn out longer than any other part of the word and always spoken in a deep, loud voice:

"PIIIIIIIIPE!"
"Did you lay pipe?"
"Pipe" (spoken softly to friend in relation to a nearby hotty

by Pamplesnake March 27, 2009

alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?

by atom balm February 15, 2006

pipe smoker

One who gives fellatio.

That Monica Lewinsky is such a pipe smoker.

by caspianhiro August 15, 2003

Stove pipe

A prison slang term for nigger

"Man, fuck them stove pipes, they stole my shit."

by Tim England February 6, 2008