Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.
by Robgo December 10, 2019

by User378432 August 7, 2021

a girl with a phat batty
by Anonymousperson1092 January 7, 2021

by Mikecox69 June 28, 2019

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
