UIUC no pants

A website with a collection of photos taken from behind of girls wearing leggings as pants, and showing off their lovely lady lumps, on the University of Illinois campus. A truly embarrassing website to be caught on, but still 4 steps above People of Walmart. Females check this site in the privacy of their own home to appease fears of having been caught themselves.

umbrella, rainboots, sweatshirt, UIUC no pants

by 4.locos.&.a.fish. April 17, 2011

no-pants dance

Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."

by AdamJK12 August 21, 2007

poop the pants

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.

Michael: Poop the pants.

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.

Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.

by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

Shwat Pants

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.

Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!

by JettSkyler May 5, 2011

Lambda pants

Alternative term for Y-fronts. The shape of the fly, although resembling an upside-down 'Y', actually looks more like a lambda symbol (the right way up).

I'm wearing my best lambda pants for my date tonight - I hope she likes them. At least the skid marks won't be too obvious.

by Funkmaster74 November 26, 2010