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no-pants dance

Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."
by AdamJK12 August 21, 2007
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Bummer Pants

Bummer pants:n: Pants worn generally by a female that are so tight that they are damn near impossible to take off when you are trying to start the action of sex hence cockblocking. Bummer pants are sometimes wore on males as well
Jacob: Dude I was totally about to fuck this one chick I met at the concert last night but she had her bummer pants on :O
by LPHAVIK February 27, 2010
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poop the pants

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.
by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004
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Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
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poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.
Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.
by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018
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Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011
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dinner pants

Phrase used at the point during a meal when one must undo the first button of one's pants to continue eating in comfort. It is used as a warning (see below).
Halfway through the third course of thanksgiving dinner Hollis shouted "dinner pants" and popped open her fly.
by hnyinny May 17, 2010
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