putthatshitback

nothing is better than a mother not wanting to cause a scene in a grocery store.

*kid picks up some candy*
*the mother* putthatshitback

by Hey lol, wyd lol? Oh lol. December 21, 2020

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

by weavehole December 29, 2020

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

puttenesca

Whores Pasta

Oi mum do we have Whores pasta for dinner. (Puttenesca)

by Oanay March 14, 2021

Puttupakita

An Irish yodelling method
A Scottish beat boxing method

I love puttupakita music! Especially when it's performed by the old geezer next door!

by Yvonne Sheekoplesh July 25, 2021

Puttermans

Very strange advertising series by Duracell in the 90's.
Revolved around a family of robotic dolls powered by Duracell batteries involving a running gag of other robots running out of power using offbrand batteries.

Aunt: *literally dies as battery runs out*
Other Puttermans: *laughs manically*

by ぽぐ November 12, 2021

puttock

the nickname my family call my brother

‘oh hello puttock’ ‘argh stop calling me puttock’

by a female dood :) December 29, 2021