pole smoking assmaster

see detlef

he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004

Totem Poles

Totally or Total

'mate I am totem poles gunna shit myself if I eat anymore barley'

by beau.sinko July 10, 2009

pole rat

A dirty stripper whore who keeps losing her job and bounces from club to club because of her meth addiction.

"Damn I saw that pole rat at the pony last week" "Yeah, if you give her meth she will suck you off"

by Wes Motherfucking Thompson September 19, 2007

curtain pole

the object someone called steph tried to kill herself off, until it broke

stringup, pole realises weight, pole snaps

by KoBraKAi March 6, 2005

Ski Poles

Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick

what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time

by Hoagrbee February 18, 2009

Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.

I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again

by dirty darrell October 16, 2008

Todem Pole

when receiving a manual release from a "little person." This only works when said persons hands are so small that they must use both (one on top of the other) to complete the task

The midget I banged last night had to put both of them on it to get me off.

by Redface J August 16, 2004