Poose

Term of endearment used to describe the vagina of one's wife or girlfriend. Most commonly used as a less offensive or vulgar 'pussy' or 'poosay'.

Hello dear. How was work? Can I touch your poose tonight?

by PaulieFanny November 28, 2010

poose

A term coined in New Zealand meaning a very large cat. That is, a "puss the size of a moose".

May be used in reference to a large person who is the size of a moose but acts like a common household cat.

"Dude, where's your poose?"
"Where's my poose dude?"

"Oooooch, I am a poose, it's true." (said while scratching furniture or padding down bed.)

by Dudewheresmypoose September 14, 2008

superman pose

The urinal stance used by men with either a) small wankers, and/or b) wearing multiple pairs of pants. In the case of a), generally seen as the elbows out, fists on the hips, arched back, chin up.

I just caught Johnson in the mens room in the superman pose.

by ak.trout October 28, 2007

Poser bands

good charlotte, fall out boy, relient k, simple plan, sum 41.

gina-omg i like totally love fall out boy and all those other poser bands!

by katelynissmart April 23, 2006

poser

a "poser" is a person who sees a popular culture and suckles onto it like a leech, hoping to become "cool"

Ash "oreyt lads, u heard i bet you look good on the dancefloor? reyt tune that!"
Jim "yea! the Arctic Monkeys are OK"
Ash "The arctic who?"
All "OH DEAR! WHAT A FUCKING POSER!"

by GREEN DAY DID NOT INVENT PUNK YOU STUPID BASTARD! October 5, 2006

iPhone Poser

When someone can't afford a real iPhone so they buy a iPod Touch and use it in public places like it is a iPhone.

My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser

by Luke1975 September 26, 2009

poser

Someone who poses. In other words, they stand in a certain stance in preparation for a picture, etc.

Hugh Heffner just recently picked my grandmother to be a poser for the December issue of Playboy magazine.

by The Insane White/Hawaiian Girl September 21, 2005