Eggy Poo

1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)

Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!

Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.

Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.

by bazgil123 February 3, 2009

alkie poo

the poo that comes the morning after a drunken night before

always makes you feel un-hungover

can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive

alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"

by arhpee September 8, 2009

Seaweed Poo

Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.

Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.

by BigArns1 September 1, 2009

Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

by ket. February 16, 2017

haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018

Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.

We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.

by Moik May 13, 2005