That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.
John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."
by shakytrousers December 18, 2011

1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)
Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!
Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.
Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.
Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.
Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.
by bazgil123 February 3, 2009

When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"
Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"
by Meowfriend February 25, 2013

Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf
by Pinger Pete August 25, 2016

by M_R_B May 9, 2009

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.
A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018

by Moik May 13, 2005
