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politician

1. Someone who gets paid a lot of money to do basically nothing but tell lies and wear red white and blue ties.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.

2. Term used to describe a liar.
1. America loves it's politicians!

2. You back-stabbing little politician!!
by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009
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G-Yo Politico

Term coined by Rod "Politico" Adkins to describe his world-wide Northern Sound Underground hip-hop music movement. Can also mean all over the map.
We G-Yo Politico in dis bitch, ya'll some local e-hustles.
by Rod "Politico" Adkins May 17, 2006
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politic

Origin: A utilization of the traditionally defined 'politic' made popular by the Wu Tang Clan in the early '90's.

Definition: 1. to handle business or professional matters. / 2. to socialize for personal or professional gain
A: Yo son, you wanna come puff on a blunt?
B: I gotta stop by my lawyer's office n politic for a minute but I'll get at you after.

A: You wanna go out tonight or just chill in the cut?
B: I'm gonna go out downtown to politic with some cats n get my name out there, maybe even shop the demo.
by Raekwon-Webster November 23, 2009
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Politically Correct Card

The act of using the term Politically Correct in an political argument or debate in an effort to cover for not stating one's unpopular opinion. Mostly done out of cowardliness to avoid being criticized for sharing their unpopular opinion for fear of being ridiculed or in an effort to cheaply stifle someone's well explained opinion.
Being confronted with an well argued opinion opposed to Paul's point of view, Paul decided to play the Politically Correct Card instead of giving a proper counter argument.
by Libertatis June 9, 2016
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Politician

A lying, unprincipled, selfless person whose dirth of self-respect compels him to desperately sell himself to any buyer. He derives all his self-respect second-hand from others, but he can never fill the bottomless pit where his ego belongs. He lacks serious convictions and has no heroes; he lacks the confidence and courage to hold and form his own opinions. He is not a man, but a mouthpiece of the fools whose approval he cherishes.
Example 1:
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*

After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"

Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"

Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."

Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"

Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"
by turibe February 19, 2011
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politicians casket

vertical casket ( too many politicians & they are hard to lay down )
Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.
by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006
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Corrupt Politician

A politician who doesn't play by the books, works with organised crime and steals tax money. The sort of people who are bringing a bad name to governments all over the world. Conspiracy theories link them with the illuminati but it's not a proven fact. To become a Corrupt Politician, a politician must have a criminal record and be found out to be doing illegal activities such as doing drugs, assault and other violent crimes or to be known to work with crime syndicates such as the mafia.
*Senator addressing crowd*
Senator: And as your local Senator I will do the things that need to be done

Crowd: *Cheers*

Senator: I'll make the borough more environmentally friendly by turning off the power at the orphanages, what will they do? Tell their parents? muhahahahaha

Tim: I think we need to vote for someone else

Walter: Yeah, this dude sounds like a corrupt politician
by Sieffy January 11, 2014
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