Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.
I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.
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Something Harry Potter doesn’t have
Harry Potter does not have any parents
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1. people who scream at u when u need someone to talk

2. people who blame everyone on u when ur depressed and so fucked up in ur life

3. people who say theyre always by ur side and ignore u when u need someone the most
by t.tiana January 02, 2022
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The people who think they are doing the right thing for you but are just fucking you up and blaming it on social media. These two beings claim they love you but take out all their frustrations out on you, tell others terrible things about you and act like they did not want you in the first place and the worse thing is, is that you grow up thinking it was your fault they were this way
I must be useless since my parents keep calling me that.
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those are my parents
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My parent is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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