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Owen

The type of boy that can’t get a girl to hook up with him, even when they are dating. Someone who is so cocky about how perfect he think he is.
Owen is a fuckboy
by carina rosado September 30, 2018
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OWEN

An Acronym that stands for Older Wiser Neptunic. The neptunic version of OWL.

Usually in reference to a neptunic partner.

Compared to a WILSON. As in Owen Wilson.

OWENs like owls and Owen Wilson movies.

They also read a lot of Percy Jackson bc well they’re neptunic.
This is Aquatica. She is my OWEN.
by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023
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owen

owen has a large 7 inch cock that he uses to fuck the shit out of his gf/wife nadia
by anonymous April 26, 2021
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owen

Owen likes highschooldxd and any erotic anime

and loves to talk about how he homosexual
wow look at him his name is probably owen
by glorpizoid February 6, 2022
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Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023
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Owen

Owen is the type of guy that when you take off his pants he whips out his 25inch penis
by Moannnnnnnnn November 21, 2021
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Owen Porter

by coochie__slayer6969 October 22, 2018
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