Oscars

Any award show where rich entertainers applaud each other and give each other extravagant gifts while the rest of us watch in awe on our cheap TVs.

Me: Hey, you want to come over and watch the Oscars?
You: Yeah, I can't wait to see what those rich folk get in their gift bags. I love to see all that privilege.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

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Oscar

A genuine friend who is great in relationships. When dealing with an Oscar you must give him lots of love and sex as he has the potential to make your dreams come true. Perfect with a Kirsty, Hannah, Samantha, Jessica and Emily. If you find an Oscar make sure to treasure him!

Wow that guy has got so much style and swag- is he an Oscar?

by JackBlack32 March 30, 2019

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they need an oscar

a "joke" used by people born in 2011 +. It is usually found on YouTube shorts.

Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.

*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!

by Avatarmint September 16, 2023

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oscar

Nice guy with lots of girls.
Have you seen "how i met your mother" an Oscar is kinda like barney

oh my Oscar

by the man with golden hair December 19, 2017

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Oscar and kenzie

Hello wanna go out and smoke a big fuck off zoot

Oscar and kenzie. Sound

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

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Oscar

The epitome of a sexy nerd anime protagonist irl.
He is a musical genius with the irresistible pair of dark hair and denim-blue eyes.

He's tall, lanky, a little bit shy but he has this unique scintillating charisma.
He can play anything including your heart and he's a human calculator, so watch out!

Soon I will make music with that Oscar and eventually I will make overpowered little musical super saiyan autists with him.

by Hanabi November 30, 2022

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