Alabama couch sex

Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama

After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.

by cdawg3200 September 28, 2014

who shot the couch

A term used when someone is wearing really ugly pants. Referring to a Grandma's ugly couch, a person may say who shot the couch? Indicating that that person is wearing ugly pants. Who shot the couch can be used in many other ways. For example: Nice shirt, who shot the couch? and many more ways to express ugly things.

"Look at that guy, he's wearing camo pants."

"Nice pants, who shot the couch!?"

by PPL. (: November 10, 2011

Fuck your couch!

The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"

The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"

Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!

Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*

by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009

FUCK MY COUCH

it Means you are in disbelief. something like What the fuck.

FUCK MY COUCH. I FOUND 10 dollars

by anon21123 April 28, 2010

Fuck Yo Couch

A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.

"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."

by G Basic June 10, 2004

American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 12, 2005