Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010

row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat

I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.

by Fhatman May 13, 2014

boat pig

A term used to describe police officers (excludes the Coast Guard) who patrol the waters.

The boat pig's caught us for dumping beer cans in Lake Erie.

by Katy159 March 14, 2007

Sail Boating

Blowing on boobs.

I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!

by Letsgeauxmunging2night November 14, 2009

row boat

Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.

Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.

by pbrgirl October 4, 2005

rock the boat

v. to get something going (to get the party started)

"Yeah can we rock the boat or something? This is taking forever!"

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

boat mormons

the opposite of cannoe jews

I'm not a boat mormons

by cracked7toilet January 20, 2018