noob

Palak. A total emo bi-atch who likes to complain.

Wow, Palak is an emo noob.

by alejandral January 11, 2009

noob salad

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs. can refer to gang of noobs.

ill pwn you and your noob salad.

by Mike Matthews December 23, 2007

noob tactics

The art of winning a game through known exploits or glitches or "button mashing". This is usually done by some one who is inexperienced in the game or a complete twat.

"All you're doing is stun locking me with your jabs."

"Hey! It's noob tactics!"

by Jimmy Noobitron May 20, 2009

Noob Gay

The period immediately following coming out in which a gay individual acts very stereotypical of gay individuals with no particular style of individual gayness to the point of being obnoxious. These people are defined solely by their sexuality past the point of being able to distinguish themselves in any other way.

Before coming out, George had his own personality. Now everything he does reflects a gay stereotype. What a noob gay.

by NoAndNa October 16, 2012

Rubix Noob

Someone who plays with a rubix cube all day, even in class or in bed.

Jonathan Christie is such a rubix noob!

by mr. rubix September 24, 2010

noob chatter

Empty dialog pertaining to inconsequential material. Typically present in a multiple player entertainment domain.

My buddy Kyle is talking about boobs with little kids in halo 3, lets get out of here so we do not have to listen to this noob chatter.

by Nicholas Snyder January 15, 2008

Toilet Noob

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.

Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.

by TheWindSoldier April 20, 2010