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Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595 plays a lot of dayz.
Defo touch’s children
The TheArtfulWojer#7595 is a nonce
by Jo99y April 25, 2022
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Nonce

Wow, you're nonce
by Smart smart pants October 24, 2019
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No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!
by NonceNick November 2, 2021
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Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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Nonce

A disgusting human being who should rot in prison
A NONCE is a guy/girl that engages in talking to underage kids
by Jxke May 1, 2024
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nonce

Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.
henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today
by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019
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Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
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