nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011

Nice guy

Anyone named Marco is a nice guy, if not the nicest guy you can ever meet in your life

"Have you seen Marco yet?"
"No, but I've heard he's a pretty nice guy."

by Draveeeennn November 6, 2022

Not as nice as jack

This is usually used as a term that limits as someone's niceness that is used to show the limit of how nice someone can be. It says that there is always as nice as jack

Tim: I'm such a nice guy
Gregory: not as nice as jack

by The OG of the OG September 2, 2016

nice shitepipe

If someone has a nice shite pipe, they have a tidy-as-fuck hole, in which someone would love to ram their bear cock up

Thomas: Jesus Christ, she'd get it, she has a nice shitepipe
Me: the fuck is a shite pipe?
Thomas: the hole, just the hole

by McGinnTheRealOG December 18, 2013

Nice PB

Often used to devalue the suggestions of others.

viewer: You should do *blank* to get faster runs.
Breefing: nice pb.

by ladsad March 23, 2022

nice boi

When DDLC Monika After Story glitches.

player:😎 Monika: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nice boi!

by THEREALITYDIMENSION September 28, 2021

Selectively nice

Someone who selects who their nice to
Sometimesw based on status
Or what they can get from person

Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her

by Kennysva May 26, 2018