nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011

Nettle Twist

When a girls/boys pubes are twisted and pulled on for 'pleasure' so hard they are effectively ripped out in chunks.

Oh that looked like it hurt more than a nettle twist!

by LipsLikeNettles April 8, 2011

nattytrick

the act of grabbing three nattys or natty ices with one hand. in one try.

yo, did you just see Chris do that nattytrick?
-yea dude, it was gnarly

by xxsniperz22 April 28, 2011

Nettext

Internet text messaging. Specializing in browser to website text messaging.

If a website has a nettext button, you can click it and send a quick message to that website. (See nettext.me)

by webmasterm July 29, 2011

nutty ink

the act off drawing on a glass window with your sweaty nutsack

i was mowing the lawn and i accdenly saw my neigbor doing nutty ink

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

nettipot santorum

after working up a generous wad of santorum the male top pulls out from the other man's dilated dirtstar, and quickly moves to his face to deposit the load into his partner's mouth. he ever-so-forcefully rams his fleshsword into his partner's throat, eliciting a gag reflex, which projects the santorum-infused semen out of his partner's nostrils, a la netti pot.

Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.

by beanporn January 8, 2012

Natty Gusta

(n) Acronym for the Augusta National Golf Course

rednecks that inhabit the outskirts of Augusta GA use this term as an abbreviation for the famous country club and Masters location Augusta National Golf Club

Also southern, white, semi-urban, males commonly referred to as "bros" may occasionally abuse this acronym in an attempt to further reinforce their "bro-ness", and also to draw attention to their self proclaimed "swagger"

Jarrett: Hunter! Whats up bro!

Hunter: My man J-money Jarrett! whats good bro?!
Jarrett: Not much bro, just walkin to Chick Fil A to meet up with this chick I met at the polo bros, yolo hoes party last Tuesday night.

Hunter: No way bro! I heard all the bitches got super wierd at that party!
Jarret: Ya dude it was an incredible experience for sure. What are you getting into this weekend bro?
Hunter: BRO! My Dad's client hooked him up with Master tickets, but he is in Dallas on a business trip.
Im going to Natty Gusta bro!

by ga white boy April 9, 2013