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Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.
While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.
by Derrick Submarine January 6, 2011
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Good nap

A way to end an conversation because your going to take a nap
I don’t feel like talking to you Janiyah good nap *hangs up FaceTime call*
by Dat.chick.over.there. September 29, 2018
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Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.
I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.
by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019
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Nap Hangover

The fuzzy, drowsy, and nauseous feeling that follows a long napping period, usually lasting 15-30 minutes.
Kyle: Why does Danny seem so tiresome?
Joe: He's still recuperating from his nap hangover, Mr. Patterson's lecture on electromagnetism put him to sleep.
by Johnzy November 19, 2011
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burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi July 11, 2015
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Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep
1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"
by Your Brothers Johnson October 16, 2010
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Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.
Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.
by Bonichetti September 30, 2011
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