Game brain

A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.
Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.
by a j a x March 15, 2017
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relaxed brain

Someone that speaks with an Italian american accent
Trini has a relaxed brain
by Trini A September 18, 2020
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Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
by NinjaGing January 23, 2020
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Dork for brains

Being a complete and utter dork
by Simongotbandslol December 10, 2018
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Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.
"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"
by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022
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Prolactin Brain

An insult you call a calm person because prolactin is the chemical in the brain that is released after comedown which makes you calm for a while.
Daniel: Just chill dog.

Cody: Prolactin Brain!
by TheUltimateRide May 15, 2011
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Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.
Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.
by Yo Mama Like Me January 04, 2021
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