Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019

by Draveeeennn November 6, 2022

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
by Аnоn December 31, 2011

When DDLC Monika After Story glitches.
by THEREALITYDIMENSION September 28, 2021

by Joovier July 23, 2020

by ladsad March 23, 2022

If someone has a nice shite pipe, they have a tidy-as-fuck hole, in which someone would love to ram their bear cock up
Thomas: Jesus Christ, she'd get it, she has a nice shitepipe
Me: the fuck is a shite pipe?
Thomas: the hole, just the hole
Me: the fuck is a shite pipe?
Thomas: the hole, just the hole
by McGinnTheRealOG December 18, 2013
