March 3rd

March 3 is slap a wanker day this is someone that you hate or is just plain stupid

This is a free pass to hit them as many times as you like

Person 1 : it's March 3rd
Person 2 : so..
Person 1 : it's slap a wanker day !!!

by Cd1*caeb050329 January 2, 2020

March 3rd

National Fuck A Dilf Day

“oh hey. it’s march 3rd. happy national fuck a dilf day!”

by thisisforrachelyoubigfatwhiten March 3, 2020

march 4

my penis fell off

march 4th you lose your penis

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021

Skin Merchant

Eager purveyor of carnal services and/or peddler of animal pelts (e.g., that of the North Aleutian Sea Otter)

Just-Got-Dumped: "It’s just—sometimes I still think about Jen, ya know?"
Loyal friend: "She was a total skin merchant, brah."

by H&Estain February 25, 2011

Merchant Maureen

A coined term used by anti-Feminist commentator, Marc Rudov, who descirbed "Merchant Maureen" is a synonym of a "gold digger".

"A merchant maureen is when a lady drops her anchor for a man's wallet in her own desires..."
— Marc Rudov, No Harmony Without Equality

by Tsar Diversant April 5, 2017

march 9

The day genius legendary rapper, lyricist, composer, singer, dancer, artist, talented, passionate, little kitten MIN YOONGI was born

Oh tomorrow, march 9, is a holiday because it’s when THE legend was born.

by notasinglesoul October 15, 2019

March 25

Its the day all directioners hearts got broken.

Its march 25, oh.

by 1Disthebestbest May 2, 2020