When two wrestlers , say Vern and Maria are wrestling , when either of their legs/hands are rubbing or touching against the other's groin , it is observed as the "penis massage"
by sunshine selma December 3, 2007
Get the penis massage mug.A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.
An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.
An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.
Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.
by Scottimius September 6, 2008
Get the Massachusettes Mailbag mug.a town in Massachusetts; lower echelons of the upper class: decay in a cloud of pot smoke; yuppie, middle-aged white parents, who enjoy the country clubs their parents may have been exluded from, recreated the mold: yuppie, teenaged white children, who wish their parents were black gansta rappers from compton, emphasize the mold
by ER Cornell August 18, 2009
Get the Sharon, Massachusetts mug.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.
by Corb March 14, 2005
Get the The Texas Chainsaw Massacre mug.My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
Get the ass massacre mug.A glitch that took place on 6-6-06 in the popular online role playing game "RUNESCAPE" by Jagex LTD. What happened was that a man found a glitch in one of the new player owned houses that allowed you to attack players OUTSIDE of the wilderness, he went through the runescape town of Fallador killing tons of innocent players. The glitch was caused because the construction skill was new, there for loaded with bugs.
Normally players can't attack other players unless they are in the wilderness or a minigame of some sort.
Normally players can't attack other players unless they are in the wilderness or a minigame of some sort.
Player1: D00d! I just lost My Party hat in the falldor massacure!
Player2: It's spelled fallador massacre and one more thing... HAHAHAHA
Player2: It's spelled fallador massacre and one more thing... HAHAHAHA
by XXX Jeremy XXX December 1, 2006
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YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
by Smurfanator February 8, 2010
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